think-progress:

There are so many things more important than flight delays

May God have mercy on your dark selfish souls, congress.

Om nom, nom, nom!

(Source: mulderly, via iheartar)

ilovecharts:

Quentin Tarantino Body Count

Love it, but it’s not quite cheering me up.  Feeling quite murderous…after some office nonsense.

gifhound:

OMG! An owl got caught in the grill of truck and then took the ride for 60 MILES! Florida Fish and Wildlife officials freed the owl eventually, the animal was fine.

[Source: 23ABC]

Genius owl!  Genius!!

(via newsweek)

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

Tina, you say all the right things. 

(via yelyahwilliams)

jettidilica:

This is my kind of fashion (horror) show.
The Blonds Fall 2013

All of the things!!!  Give them to me!

(via rollerderbyandotherheartbreakers)

ilovecharts:

Fish at Work

For my honey and his lady officemates

Wheeee!

(via think-again-and-carry-on)

thefrogman:

The fennec fox is the world’s smallest fox, weighing 2.2 pounds. They have been known to purr when they are happy. When they are sad they usually blog about it. 

(via onlywolfbones-deactivated201305)